Ever notice how much wisdom we have when we're drunk... how ironic is that statement! Yeah anyway, seems to the thing that people enjoy the most. I was a bartender for the better part of 12 years and the one thing I figured out, is what my good friend Bills " Uncle Willy" would always say, "We're all pink on the inside" (more quotes from Uncle Willy later gotta get permission first). Though I truly believe it is true, we are all the same, what separates us is gender only! then you know how it is. Yes I truly believe "Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus"(book). Ok so back to the pink thing, I live in Japan and have been for the better part of 23 years, and for 12 of these wonderful years I was a bartender and owner for 7, some things I learned while watching you all get "wammered" are things like " SOMEBODY BY ME A DRINK!"... willl never work, and if you buy a girl a drink, you're nice but a little dumb, if you think that buying all her drinks is gonna get you laid... HAHAHAHAHAAAaaa----!!! STUPID! Now having said that whether or not you are from Japan or th U.S. or Canada, or China, or Germany, or Russia, good looking is important to people, but that look is different to everybody, what looks good to you may not be so good to me, and vice versa. so when your buddy says " yo dawg she(or he) is fine " and you go "Whaaaat the fu.....!" remember to each his own! Anyway everybody wants to be accepted, not neccessarily poular but accepted. We dress to look good or feel comfortable, again to each his own, but that is it we all want to look good in our own way, UNIVERSAL!, the first time I heard it was in a movie ( Hitch; Will Smith) " there isn't a woman out there who when she gets up in the morning that doesn't want to be swept off her feet that day", definately, to add to that I don't think there's a man out there that wouldn't want to be able to do that. So all in all we all want to look good and feel good. Another point would be would be what I call Self-rating, what you rate yourself on a scale from 1 - 10, what are you? people generally think of themselves as a higher self-rate! Me of course am a 22!!!So there it is nothing new but still sometimes forgotten, all about looking and feeling good on the inside.
Now about the bar thing, no the men and women thing! Can't we all just get along!? ( some famous guy after getting pummeled on the street!) yeah can't we? the answer is... (drum roll) no. It just can't happen, I'm tellin ya it can't, won't, don't even try! and then out of nowhere, it does, damn it ! waddayado! Guys think women are so selfish and non-caring, women know that guys are unable to understand their feelings and or just think we don't ever grow up. So what is the solution...of course more alcohol! Ok I'm fallin asleep I shall return later...
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