So what is your Joe story? Gags, jokes, and whatever you call it, I call it a Joe story. You know it every has had it done to them once in a life time ( I should think). I call it a Joe story because of the television series "Grey's Anatomy" where Joe the Bartender (me, one time bartender) gets sick and has to have surgery (again me), during the surgery one surgeon(?) says "tell me your Joe story" to the other surgeon, so he precedes to tell him one of his most embarrassing slightly sexual stories, everybody laughs and the doctor who just revealed his slightly risque, and slightly, personal story, proceeds to ask the other doctor to reciprocate (big word) the story telling, only to have the doctor tell him " I don't have one I just wanted to hear yours"! Thus I call them "Joe stories" or "The joe story". So what is your "Joe story" I ask, yes your most embarrassing or corny story? Of course this is a "you tell me yours and I'll tell you mine...." Cause I know mine can out do your any day of the year!!
I live in Japan, Nagasaki City to be excact, thus my stories are of course having and dealing with my mishaps and screwup in a foriegn country.
Ah! Japan, land of mistique, beauty, wonderment(word?), a land where you think you know what is going on when you really have no clue, you can guess and you may be right some of the time but never let that lead you into a false sense of " I know Japan", then you become that "GAIJIN" guy or girl who is very friendly yet no one wants to be around very much! So back to the Joe story stuff, as you can see I have ADD and can't concentr at a e ,,, ..... do you .... know ......hahha .....bunny! Anyway yes I tend stray from the point. My story, ( or one of them anyway), here I am in my bar, it's been a long long night, and am having a good time with about 7 little hostess girls who wanted to have a small party just between themselves, ranging between the ages of 18 - 28, so I close the bar and they come in and start to drink and joke around with each other, every thing is cool and one little girl is quite interesting to me and isn't hard to look at ( right now as I do have my beer goggles on quite securely), somehow the subject of parents got on and it was fun to jole around with them about it, till the young girl next to me ( whom by now is very friendly with me...(hubba hubba), sparks up and says "yeah well my dad is 39 years old..." everybody " wooow! your dad is young! me...in my mind (HOLY SHIIT!... your dad is 2 years yonger than me), yes your dad is young ( what I said). needless to say yes the friendly went to casual bartender, customer relationship in microseconds!!! Yes one of my lighter side "Joe stories". I do realize not so funny but kind of hair raising....OH! did I forget to tell you, I was 40 at the time of the incident! (ADD).
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